Funny jokes by me and my friends
these jokes were either by me or by my friends. i will include the initials of my friends as well as the jokes.
Funny jokes by my friends
Whales have the second largest penis, your mom has the first-F.M.
Some one calls you a pussy you say "you are what you eat dickhead" -D.T.
I can turn food into crap, whats your super power-A.H.
Some one calls you a pussy you say "you are what you eat dickhead" -D.T.
I can turn food into crap, whats your super power-A.H.
Funny jokes by me
Female whales have the second largest vagina, you have the first (alt. of one of my friend's jokes)
Q. Whats black and blue and white all over?
A. A pounded vagina
I found out I only have two pubes, they are just both curled up in a big ball.
I got a haircut yesterday. I had a coupon so i got a my pubes shaved for free.
Q. Whats black and blue and white all over?
A. A pounded vagina
I found out I only have two pubes, they are just both curled up in a big ball.
I got a haircut yesterday. I had a coupon so i got a my pubes shaved for free.
More Soon
I will add more jokes as soon as i can remember them or when my friends think of new ones.
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